art, arts and crafts, Uncategorized

…tried balloon modelling

Day 44bDay Forty-four

I’ve never considered myself to be delicate, so making ‘art’ out of a material that will burst with the slightest exertion was nothing short of a nightmare.

The Ridley’s House of Novelties Balloon Modelling Kit (with hand pump) promised their instructions were easy to use – BULLSHIT!  There were fourteen different designs to master, ranging from the classic poodle to the very complicated dinosaur (the one I was the most excited about).   I had a vision of a photo of me sat on the floor proudly surrounded by my menagerie of inflated rubber creatures, but of course the vision never quiet materialized.

I started with design number one which was described as ‘Basic Animal’.  I always thought basic was synonymous with easy, not so. After three burst balloons, causing three startled jumps, I was already losing my patience.  I soon decided to downsize my menagerie vision to a single animal, mainly because the noise of squeaking rubber was getting a little grating.

Here’s my basic animal with a slightly too long tail (I’m actually quite pleased with it, despite it taking me forty minutes to complete):

 Day 44c

Growing in confidence I decided to have a go at one more balloon creature, the butterfly.  After another uneasy forty minutes of squeaking and bursting I admittedly failed to create a rubber winged beauty, instead it looked remarkably more like an inflatable penis, so I just gave up.

Day 44

In conclusion: Balloon modelling is incredibly frustrating and a little pointless.

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